Nigerian girl friends, like African mothers are at their best, the special creatures who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who makes our lives blossom. However, inside the most loving, caring and affectionate Nigerian girlfriend is a devoted complainer who reacts to every little thing. I guess Marilyn Monroe had the Nigerian girlfriend in mind when she said, "If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
You'll surely have great times with your
Nigerian girlfriend but you need to tolerate her when she gets into a whining and
nagging mood.
She Always Complains About Being Fat
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The typical Nigerian girl friend is always
watchful of her weight and she always calls her partner's attention to it, she
exaggerate so much that he becomes her make-shift animated mirror.
Interestingly she does nothing to change it. Instead she eats and eats and
gives you sundry explanations on why it's important for her to eat.
She Complains That You Have Become Less Affectionate
She may not be entirely wrong; there are
times in every relationship where one partner feels less affectionate than the
other. But you must always remember that girls crave for affection almost as
much as they crave sex. When she starts complaining about affection, simply
shut her up by: grabbing her ass while she's doing random chores, giving her
little compliments as she walks by. Do those little things that gets her
tripping, you'll be surprised how quickly she starts feeling the affection
again.
She Complains That You Watch Too Much Football
My philosophy is very clear on this one 'if
your girlfriend complains about you Watching too much football' she is not a
wife material. It would be inhuman not to feel a massive jolt of sympathy for a
guy whose girl friend complains that he watches too much football. A football
A football match takes only 90 minutes, if
he can afford to spare you 90 minutes to get dressed every time he goes out
with you, It's only fair that you spare him 90 minutes to watch his favorite
club.
She Complains That You Spend Too Much Time with Your Friends
The typical Nigerian girlfriend is
characteristically too clingy. She is all about quantity rather than quality. She
fails to realize that seven or eight hours of laying around and watching TV is
not as qualitative as having an hour of serious heartfelt discussion or a
romantic outing that lasted an hour or two. She never seem to get enough of
your time or attention, no matter how much effort you put into it, don't fight
it - you can't win this endless battle - spend as much time as possible with
her.
She Complains You Are Not Bad Enough
You will be making a huge mistake if you
judge your Nigerian girl friend by her words. An average Nigerian girl is
euphemistic in nature, what she prays for or wishes are almost always in
contrast with what she really desires. Most times she prays to find an easy
going, loving, caring, affectionate and Godly man, but when she eventually
finds him, she complains he is too straight, submissive or laid back. She can't
understand why he doesn't drink or go clubbing.
She Complains That You Don't Text Her Back As Soon As She Texts You
Like their African mothers, Nigerian
Girlfriends are sometimes as annoying as a drunken girl walking on a peer of
heels. She's texting you every minute to ask you what you are doing, who you
are talking to, what you are talking to them about; she wants to know
everything, and you are expected to reply all the texts. Although, she doesn't want
you texting on the wheels –yes, because she loves you so much - but she can't
understand why you wouldn't pull-over to reply her messages.
She Complains That You Don't Compliment Her Enough
Honesty, they say is the back bone of love
and relationships but there are always sometimes when your girlfriend appreciates
you for lying. For instance, when your 'fat' girlfriend looked in the mirror
and said “I am too fat “you told her, "No! I think you are trim", both
of you knew you lied, but She loves you for telling her that little white lie.
There are many things all over the place that make her insecure; hence she need
positive feedback from you. She just wants to be sure you still find her sexy
and attractive. You don’t have to be honest with your compliment, she just want
to hear something positive
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